Posted on May 09, 2026

The Velvet Zealot: Nikol Vovayi Pashinyan

Posted in Comedy, Politics

https://youtu.be/mWrAhYqIRbI My name is Nikol, a die-hard democratic zealot, Who was whisked to power on wings of Velvet. It was a paint by number Color Revolution—1, 2, 3— With me cast as Armenia’s Mikheil Saakashvili. All three of my names, first, middle and last, Were as Russian as sour cream from an oblast, So I grew a beard, wore camo and wrapped my hand To imitate the iconic Monte in command. Costume on and looking extra photographic, I screeched a Russian slogan and jammed all traffic. Soon the sitting PM got a call from Mr. Putin, And, the very...

Posted on May 09, 2026

How to Argue like a Pashist (Pashinyan loyalist)

Posted in Comedy, Politics

Armenia today is a transparent democracy. It is a democracy because, as the Greek root of the word suggests, “the people” rule. Some say “the people” who rule aren’t the Armenian people, but the people of Ankara and Baku. Nonetheless, people are people and Armenia is undoubtedly ruled by some people somewhere, so it is by definition still a democracy. In addition to being democratic, the current government of Armenia is also highly transparent. All sides agree on this because all people see right through its rhetoric to what it actually is. How much more transparent can Prime Minister...

Posted on Aug 09, 2021

Comedy Always Punches Down!

Posted in Comedy

In boxing, the taller fighter always has the advantage because punches that are thrown downward hit harder. The shorter fighter, on the other hand, is always fighting two fights: one against his opponent, and another against the heavy weight champion of the universe, gravity, which is undefeated, with a record of infinite wins, zero losses, and one draw against Jesus… In war, the side that occupies the higher ground has the upper hand because not only are they aided by gravity, which makes their position easy to defend, the elevation allows them to see farther in every direction and...