In his quixotic crusade to achieve regional peace, Don Nikol de la Pasha tilts at Sis and Massis. He (or rather his handlers, whosoever they might be) Thinks remembering Ararat an act of hostility. But Ararat, the symbol of Armenia from the very start, Graces countless books and countlesser works of art. He recently wiped it from the official passport seal Because, though it exists in history, “history isn’t real.” Thus, he’s set out to root it out wheresoever it might be, Whether it’s on a pack of cigarettes or in Khorenatsi. In fact, Nikol has a lackey named...